An old farmer had a large pond on his property. Now and then some kids would play hooky and go for a swim. One boy's older sister found out about the swimming pond and on a very warm afternoon she asked a few friends at work if they'd like to cool off.
They arrived at the pond and having no bathing suits, decided to swim nude. With their clothes dropped on the bank they dove in.
Just then the farmer saw them swimming at the distant pond and walked over. He spotted the clothes on the bank and then said "hi gals, I'm sorry to say that you're going to have to stop swimming now". The naked girls treading water looked at each other. One said "okay, we will leave if you insist, but not before you are out of sight".
The farmer thought for a moment, then told the girls "that will be fine. I just came over to the pond to feed the alligator".
Old farmers aren't dumb.
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